BLOOM & PLUME

Antoinette, Ayesha, Asia, Amayia, Abcde, Ashanti, Africa, and Amy are all looking gorgeous headed to a little bridal shower brunch @aoc… I’m not sure if they are related or just look alike because they have been hanging out with each other for soo long… You know what They say… First of all who is They…  You know They, she is that messy old butch queen that lives down the street and thinks she knows everything… But anyway They said birds of a feather look good together and I believe her cause these gurls look good!  #ok #werkmama (in my annoying LaGanja voice ugh she bugs… #bye)
You wanna be on top? #youbetterwerk #anemone #mint #starofbethleham #stonecold #amy (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Antoinette, Ayesha, Asia, Amayia, Abcde, Ashanti, Africa, and Amy are all looking gorgeous headed to a little bridal shower brunch @aoc… I’m not sure if they are related or just look alike because they have been hanging out with each other for soo long… You know what They say… First of all who is They… You know They, she is that messy old butch queen that lives down the street and thinks she knows everything… But anyway They said birds of a feather look good together and I believe her cause these gurls look good! #ok #werkmama (in my annoying LaGanja voice ugh she bugs… #bye)
You wanna be on top? #youbetterwerk #anemone #mint #starofbethleham #stonecold #amy (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Good day my fair lady Tanesha Peonah Tulip… She is one of those retro girls… Although she never got into the rockabilly look,  or the hipster look cause she didn’t want to catch the #basicbitch syndrome #contagious. She almost got into the hip-hop gospel prep look aka neo-soul @brownuniversity look, but she doesn’t really like hip-hop (she secretly loves the black eyed peas though #thenamehasblackinit), MaryMary (she couldn’t figure out how to get the shackles off her feet to praise him #excuses), or the Hampton’s #shedoesntdowhite #whateverthatmeans… Tanesha (Nesha Nah for short) is a Dutches… Meaning she works a Renaissance Fair goes Dutch still life look… Yes #shemadethatup… Nesha Nah is giving us dutch painting in the springtime on a pedestal surrounded by navy blue velvet Realness. Shape is on point #relyonthatbody, lighting is on point #realnessintheday, and don’t get me started on the color palette #advancedstyle… #getitgurl #renfairrealness #peony #normcoreisnext #Tanesha (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Good day my fair lady Tanesha Peonah Tulip… She is one of those retro girls… Although she never got into the rockabilly look, or the hipster look cause she didn’t want to catch the #basicbitch syndrome #contagious. She almost got into the hip-hop gospel prep look aka neo-soul @brownuniversity look, but she doesn’t really like hip-hop (she secretly loves the black eyed peas though #thenamehasblackinit), MaryMary (she couldn’t figure out how to get the shackles off her feet to praise him #excuses), or the Hampton’s #shedoesntdowhite #whateverthatmeans… Tanesha (Nesha Nah for short) is a Dutches… Meaning she works a Renaissance Fair goes Dutch still life look… Yes #shemadethatup… Nesha Nah is giving us dutch painting in the springtime on a pedestal surrounded by navy blue velvet Realness. Shape is on point #relyonthatbody, lighting is on point #realnessintheday, and don’t get me started on the color palette #advancedstyle… #getitgurl #renfairrealness #peony #normcoreisnext #Tanesha (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Portia parrot Peony PP for short is looking real pretty in pink… She is giving us some peony Realness the only problem is she ain’t no peony she ah tulip… #gurldontplayme… I ain’t one of the gossips so you didn’t hear this from me but, PP’s real last name is tulip. She was adopted by her mamas man when she was two. Her mama is Dutch and her “daddy” is French… Which makes her a french peony tulip  #yourestillwhite #imeanpalepink… Anyway Portia’s mama had PP modeling real early at these wholistic vegan conferences she would find #huh… Why they needed models I have no idea… But it sure is coming in handy now that she is trying out for Americas next top model cycle 43 the vegan addition #wishherluck #tyraislosingit #fingerscrossed  #rawfood #babyilikeitraw #OlDirtyBastard #iseeyouPP #blessed #peony #portia  (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Portia parrot Peony PP for short is looking real pretty in pink… She is giving us some peony Realness the only problem is she ain’t no peony she ah tulip… #gurldontplayme… I ain’t one of the gossips so you didn’t hear this from me but, PP’s real last name is tulip. She was adopted by her mamas man when she was two. Her mama is Dutch and her “daddy” is French… Which makes her a french peony tulip #yourestillwhite #imeanpalepink… Anyway Portia’s mama had PP modeling real early at these wholistic vegan conferences she would find #huh… Why they needed models I have no idea… But it sure is coming in handy now that she is trying out for Americas next top model cycle 43 the vegan addition #wishherluck #tyraislosingit #fingerscrossed #rawfood #babyilikeitraw #OlDirtyBastard #iseeyouPP #blessed #peony #portia (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Bohemian Beach Baller Realness!!!
Cancun wedding today designed by yours truly 
#takincareofbusiness #werk #bohoopulence

Bohemian Beach Baller Realness!!!
Cancun wedding today designed by yours truly
#takincareofbusiness #werk #bohoopulence

Leah Lisianthus is giving us some real Frieda Kahlo goes to Santa Barbara via Cancun wedding Realness. Emily the bride is working the hell out of Leah and her vintage Imagnim vail #ritz… So happy #bloomandplume could represent for my dear friend!!! #blessed #isntthatanannoyinghastag

Leah Lisianthus is giving us some real Frieda Kahlo goes to Santa Barbara via Cancun wedding Realness. Emily the bride is working the hell out of Leah and her vintage Imagnim vail #ritz… So happy #bloomandplume could represent for my dear friend!!! #blessed #isntthatanannoyinghastag

Kalesha Kumquat is really embodying the essence (kind of like the magazine) of the #BloomandPlume valentines day message… Kalesha is giving you luxury nature walk in her baby daddy’s, mothers father Topanga Canyon Kumquat ranch #kaleshadidwell… Her carefree spirit allows her to walk the canyon in a clear ankle strap chunky heel (think more playful  #jimmychoo than #hollywoodblvd #dontthrowleshaunderthebus) picking up wild miniature pussy willow (don’t you love saying that #pussywillow), and putting it in her hair as if they were feathers… Every time she walks this trail she is reminded of her favorite passage from her favorite poet/singer songwriter Nelly Furtado’s song “I’m like a bird”… As Lesha gets to the top of the mountain her inner Jennifer Hudson comes out and she belts out at the top of her lungs “I’m like a bird” 17 times in a row #kindaweird #shelovesthecho #okgurl… I’m not exactly sure why she feels like a bird but like I said #doyouboo… She always gets a lot of looks, but she can never tell if it’s because she sounds like #jenniferhudson or because she is “very fair” with a “very dark” name… #thingsthatmakeyougohmm
#valentinesdayrealness
#getitgurl
#naturalopulence
#Kalesha (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Kalesha Kumquat is really embodying the essence (kind of like the magazine) of the #BloomandPlume valentines day message… Kalesha is giving you luxury nature walk in her baby daddy’s, mothers father Topanga Canyon Kumquat ranch #kaleshadidwell… Her carefree spirit allows her to walk the canyon in a clear ankle strap chunky heel (think more playful #jimmychoo than #hollywoodblvd #dontthrowleshaunderthebus) picking up wild miniature pussy willow (don’t you love saying that #pussywillow), and putting it in her hair as if they were feathers… Every time she walks this trail she is reminded of her favorite passage from her favorite poet/singer songwriter Nelly Furtado’s song “I’m like a bird”… As Lesha gets to the top of the mountain her inner Jennifer Hudson comes out and she belts out at the top of her lungs “I’m like a bird” 17 times in a row #kindaweird #shelovesthecho #okgurl… I’m not exactly sure why she feels like a bird but like I said #doyouboo… She always gets a lot of looks, but she can never tell if it’s because she sounds like #jenniferhudson or because she is “very fair” with a “very dark” name… #thingsthatmakeyougohmm
#valentinesdayrealness
#getitgurl
#naturalopulence
#Kalesha (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Blanca says happy Valentines day with her fine self… Lookin hella (#imfromnorcal) fine in her big Texas #casablanca blowout and #rose pin curls… She is giving you some real #mrchowwatchyoback Realness #fish… She got her blowout because she just booked an internet modeling gig… Soo she decided to move to Beverly Hills today (#mustbenice) to pursue her acting/modeling career #typical get your hair done by the best once and now you think you ready for Hollywood #ok… She claims one of her roommates is a big Hollywood producer and is going to help her break into the business #really… Reality check big producers don’t need roommates (#justsayin)… Don’t get me wrong Blanca is the bomb but she is a little delusional and knows how to stretch the truth a little bit… I mean she claims to be from Spain (people buy it because of her skin color, her proper accent, and she tells people she is Penelope Cruz’s second cousin #thatactuallyworks…) but we all know her mom is from Ecuador and her dad is from Mexico City (which explains the green eyes)… We also know that she grew up in the #jungle 72nd and Central which is far from Spain #hello… If you want to know the truth of the matter she went to private school… #Marlborough to be exact (I told you she was the bomb). This is where she decided to be from Spain… “It will be better for my career” she says (I guess she figured the school was far enough might as well have been Spain… Took her three hours each way to commute #sheshouldhaveubered or used #waze oh wait those weren’t around back then and uber doesn’t go that far… Lift would have been more appropriate)… Anyway I digress Honey not being true to who you are will not get you very far in life #letmebetgeonetotellyou as much as it may seem as it does.. I say #doyouboo and love, happiness, and balance will find you (wait when did this turn into a #publicserviceannouncement #idontknow) #donthate  #happyvalentinesday #singleandreadytomingle #bigandsexy #naturalopulance #youregoingtohollywood #blanca (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Blanca says happy Valentines day with her fine self… Lookin hella (#imfromnorcal) fine in her big Texas #casablanca blowout and #rose pin curls… She is giving you some real #mrchowwatchyoback Realness #fish… She got her blowout because she just booked an internet modeling gig… Soo she decided to move to Beverly Hills today (#mustbenice) to pursue her acting/modeling career #typical get your hair done by the best once and now you think you ready for Hollywood #ok… She claims one of her roommates is a big Hollywood producer and is going to help her break into the business #really… Reality check big producers don’t need roommates (#justsayin)… Don’t get me wrong Blanca is the bomb but she is a little delusional and knows how to stretch the truth a little bit… I mean she claims to be from Spain (people buy it because of her skin color, her proper accent, and she tells people she is Penelope Cruz’s second cousin #thatactuallyworks…) but we all know her mom is from Ecuador and her dad is from Mexico City (which explains the green eyes)… We also know that she grew up in the #jungle 72nd and Central which is far from Spain #hello… If you want to know the truth of the matter she went to private school… #Marlborough to be exact (I told you she was the bomb). This is where she decided to be from Spain… “It will be better for my career” she says (I guess she figured the school was far enough might as well have been Spain… Took her three hours each way to commute #sheshouldhaveubered or used #waze oh wait those weren’t around back then and uber doesn’t go that far… Lift would have been more appropriate)… Anyway I digress Honey not being true to who you are will not get you very far in life #letmebetgeonetotellyou as much as it may seem as it does.. I say #doyouboo and love, happiness, and balance will find you (wait when did this turn into a #publicserviceannouncement #idontknow) #donthate #happyvalentinesday #singleandreadytomingle #bigandsexy #naturalopulance #youregoingtohollywood #blanca (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Wait a minute… Hold the phone (#noyouholdthephone)… Is that Heidi Hyacinth and Mindy Ming on the cover of AD with #pdiddy (Patrick Dempsey #thereismorethanone)… I had to buy all of the magazines on the newsstand when I saw my flowers on the cover… I mean Heidi is looking so bomb with her NAACP goes goth Afro…. The spiky mini #airplant  barrettes were a nice touch in an effort to bring in that Malibu edgy look (she rides her horse bareback #nosattleneeded #ranchgirlsrock #notthesaladdressingboo) 
 Heidi, you are always #ontheedgeofglory #pushingboundries
Don’t even get me started on Mindy… She is getting her life in her sexy sheer column dress and rock port teva sandals (a teva wedge of course… It’s Malibu… There and Miami are the only places appropriate to wear a wedge #hikeinheels #riiight)… But the simplicity of that mandarin large and in charge Afro is beyond chic… It’s like she is a cloud floating above the Great Wall of china (#idontgetit #youwouldnt) #getitchunli #streetfighter
#bigheadtinybody
I mean the diversity that these worldly women bring to Patrick and Jill’s beautiful Frank Gehry home puts a smile on my face
#covergirlputsomebassinthatwalk #youwannabeontop #youbetterwerkbitch #heidi #mindy

Wait a minute… Hold the phone (#noyouholdthephone)… Is that Heidi Hyacinth and Mindy Ming on the cover of AD with #pdiddy (Patrick Dempsey #thereismorethanone)… I had to buy all of the magazines on the newsstand when I saw my flowers on the cover… I mean Heidi is looking so bomb with her NAACP goes goth Afro…. The spiky mini #airplant barrettes were a nice touch in an effort to bring in that Malibu edgy look (she rides her horse bareback #nosattleneeded #ranchgirlsrock #notthesaladdressingboo)
Heidi, you are always #ontheedgeofglory #pushingboundries
Don’t even get me started on Mindy… She is getting her life in her sexy sheer column dress and rock port teva sandals (a teva wedge of course… It’s Malibu… There and Miami are the only places appropriate to wear a wedge #hikeinheels #riiight)… But the simplicity of that mandarin large and in charge Afro is beyond chic… It’s like she is a cloud floating above the Great Wall of china (#idontgetit #youwouldnt) #getitchunli #streetfighter
#bigheadtinybody
I mean the diversity that these worldly women bring to Patrick and Jill’s beautiful Frank Gehry home puts a smile on my face
#covergirlputsomebassinthatwalk #youwannabeontop #youbetterwerkbitch #heidi #mindy

Harper (Heathers cousin from France) is kinda bazaar with her wacky combo… Visiting Los Angeles on a “werk” visa (although I’d hardly call an internship at cafe gratitude werking… She just wanted to do the landmark forum for free #OK #anyway), Harper is really embracing the citrus heritage of SoCal in the chicest way of course by filling her white full #anemone curls with dainty #kumquat barrettes #imean… She stays grounded by keeping her  #Frenchheather roots and her I am humble ( a dish from the cafe… just some curried lentils over quinoa and some spicy mint #white #illleaveitatthat) dinner… Harper is  basically just going to be living her life by having fun in the sun this winter… #getyourlifegurl #boldandthebeautiful #cafegratitude #naturalopulence  #howdoesshedoit #maybesheisbornwithit #maybeitsmaybelline #Harper

Harper (Heathers cousin from France) is kinda bazaar with her wacky combo… Visiting Los Angeles on a “werk” visa (although I’d hardly call an internship at cafe gratitude werking… She just wanted to do the landmark forum for free #OK #anyway), Harper is really embracing the citrus heritage of SoCal in the chicest way of course by filling her white full #anemone curls with dainty #kumquat barrettes #imean… She stays grounded by keeping her #Frenchheather roots and her I am humble ( a dish from the cafe… just some curried lentils over quinoa and some spicy mint #white #illleaveitatthat) dinner… Harper is basically just going to be living her life by having fun in the sun this winter… #getyourlifegurl #boldandthebeautiful #cafegratitude #naturalopulence #howdoesshedoit #maybesheisbornwithit #maybeitsmaybelline #Harper

Tallulah Taquan Tulip is in the spot light tonight working a disco chic, Foxy Cleopatra kinda Afro… TTT was a little upset that she didn’t get an Oscar nomination for her amazing hair shuffle in American hustle … I mean she has baby #acacia Afros in her big #tulip #amaryllis Afro…#kindabomb … Anyway my gurl is feeling fierce in her Versace for H&M gun metal column dress and is just going to take her big hair and body con dress to the #clurb and dance the night away… #itsyourtimetoshine #afro #blackisbeautiful #shinebrightlikeadiamond #morelikebeyonceinaustinpowersthough #imawholelotofwoman #heybaba #tallulah #taquan #tulip  (at Bloom & Plume Studio)

Tallulah Taquan Tulip is in the spot light tonight working a disco chic, Foxy Cleopatra kinda Afro… TTT was a little upset that she didn’t get an Oscar nomination for her amazing hair shuffle in American hustle … I mean she has baby #acacia Afros in her big #tulip #amaryllis Afro…#kindabomb … Anyway my gurl is feeling fierce in her Versace for H&M gun metal column dress and is just going to take her big hair and body con dress to the #clurb and dance the night away… #itsyourtimetoshine #afro #blackisbeautiful #shinebrightlikeadiamond #morelikebeyonceinaustinpowersthough #imawholelotofwoman #heybaba #tallulah #taquan #tulip (at Bloom & Plume Studio)